In order to assist our readers, please make a note for your records of Beesy’s official terms of reference for tournaments and competitions:
FIFA Soccer Jam
Michel Platini’s Anyone But England Symposium
My goodness how awfully clever of them cup of nations
Amstel Cup
European Vans Trophy
Mr Big’s Big League of Unimaginable Bigness
Coca-Cola Purgatory
The Coca-Cola League of the Damned
The Coca-Cola Abyss
The Bert Millichip Memorial Pendant
Milk Cup
Europe’s Premier Club Competition Named After An Obscure Paint Brand
